I’m your boyfriend, not a focus group!

-Mad Men

Truth.

Stanley Kubrick: I want to capture the essence of the destructive intrinsic nature of mankind towards his peers and their deep-seeded fetishistic of their own choices.
Darren Aronofsky: I want to capture sheer desperation and obsession of my characters showing that regardless of their situation, they are unable to continue their lifestyle without that which destroys them the most.
Martin Scorsese: I want to capture a moment in the life in it's purest form by showing the gradual character development which constantly fluctuates due to the uneasy temperament of the main characters.
Michael Bay: WE NEED LIKE DA FUCKIN ESPLOSIONS LIKE PSSCCHHEEWW BAKKOOW BOOOSHH!!1!1 DEN THERES LIKE SHAY LABIFF AND MEHGAN ROSINGTON WHITLEY FOX WHO GOT DA TITTY ACTION GOIN OOWWWNN!

Stupid people…

…who think Black Widow was actually an avenger.

Happy 71st to the most brilliant mind on this planet. :)

Happy 71st to the most brilliant mind on this planet. :)

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

(A day late) In the spirit of the date, I decided to acoustically cover Lagwagon’s “May 16”. 

This man forever.

This man forever.

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I’m only reblogging this because I, in no way, understand it.
I don’t even know how to tag it.

I’m only reblogging this because I, in no way, understand it.

I don’t even know how to tag it.

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We’ve all been there.

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Girls who like bands because the band members look good. Your music must really inspire you.

Girls who like bands because the band members look good. Your music must really inspire you.

smokeporch:

“Name a traffic sign that best describes your love life.”

Watch Children

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