Wooooowwwwwwww, Tumblr. Fuck your spoilers.



5,084,000,000 people. 5,360 pages. 3,700 years. 243 countries. 7 books. 1 shelf.

For the first time, the world’s most influential religious texts are brought together and presented on the same level, their coexistence acknowledged and celebrated.

by Mike & Maaike.

Love this so much.

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Various memorable/powerful quotes from the LOTR trilogy.

If when I die I die in a bed, still able to think, watching Lord Of The Rings will be my last gesture.

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Within the first hour and a half of my day:

I slept for what felt like a minute after my alarm sounded (except that minute was actually a half hour), coffee-maker decided to stop working halfway done making my coffee, almost broke my wrist, almost got hit by two cars, once because my car likes to hydroplane, and once because my car likes to stall in the middle of cross-traffic intersections, dropped my copy of the Bell Jar in a puddle, got to work to find that my boss was late so I didn’t have to rush at all, a passer-by spilled my coffee all over my foot and didn’t care, had to deal with an ignorant, racist right-winger, an entire shelf of books in my bookstore fell on my head, and I have seven hours yet to go at work, and the best thing I have to vent to is Tumblr. Fuck.

Thanks life, I was already in such a good place to deal with all of this.

Rest In Peace, Neil Armstrong (August 5th 1930 - August 25th 2012)


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I wonder why I talk to certain people.

Someone I talked to today, after I commented that I particularly liked a specific cover of The Hobbit, asked me, “They have different covers?”

Holy shit! What is this bewildering idea of books not having the same covers over the decades they have been around since published? I’m sick of this ruthlessly stupid society.



in case you were having a bad day,
here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist,
on the floor with a wombat. 
You’re welcome.

I don’t know why. But I can’t stop laughing. 




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"You just kind of wasted my precious time."