June 2012
35 posts
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What to do before tonight's plans:
Homemade chai, the latest New Yorker,The Artist, and the crackles and pops of old Artie Shaw vinyls.
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Watching Wilfred, reading Foer, listening to Dylan, playing Dawnguard and blocking everything out. 
Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Never let someone drive you somewhere who is...
What will happen is that you will be the only one watching the road, clinging for dear life, while they keep talking to you and constantly looking over to you, paying no attention to the road and subsequently almost hitting every object next to the road.
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
26 notes
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Jun 24th
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There comes a time in every man's life...
…when he must get off the damn computer and go the hell to sleep.
Jun 24th
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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“SENTIMENTALITY The valuing of emotions over reality. Sentimentality is widely...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Eating Animals
Jun 19th
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Ignorant person:
“I can’t believe some people actually eat horse meat; that’s appalling.” *Takes a bite of Jello.*
Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
107 notes
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
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“It’s all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone...”
– Eartha Kitt  (via eye-reen)
Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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Certain people are such phonies.
Really full of shit and they think no one notices. Fucking liars, hypocrites and charades, they are.
Jun 12th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 5th
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Jesus Christ.
Mad Men.
Jun 4th
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mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
Jun 3rd
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