“I’m your boyfriend, not a focus group!”
—
-Mad Men
Truth.
May 2012
24 posts
- Stanley Kubrick: I want to capture the essence of the destructive intrinsic nature of mankind towards his peers and their deep-seeded fetishistic of their own choices.
- Darren Aronofsky: I want to capture sheer desperation and obsession of my characters showing that regardless of their situation, they are unable to continue their lifestyle without that which destroys them the most.
- Martin Scorsese: I want to capture a moment in the life in it's purest form by showing the gradual character development which constantly fluctuates due to the uneasy temperament of the main characters.
- Michael Bay: WE NEED LIKE DA FUCKIN ESPLOSIONS LIKE PSSCCHHEEWW BAKKOOW BOOOSHH!!1!1 DEN THERES LIKE SHAY LABIFF AND MEHGAN ROSINGTON WHITLEY FOX WHO GOT DA TITTY ACTION GOIN OOWWWNN!
Stupid people...
…who think Black Widow was actually an avenger.
Listen
(A day late) In the spirit of the date, I decided to acoustically cover Lagwagon’s “May 16”.
I will now be making a Skyrim character who will become a cannibal and be called Shia Labeouf.
April 2012
56 posts
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
“The Melting Pot seems to be calling the kettle black when it boils over.”
—Sage Francis
My friend from college:
“Connor, what if the world were destroyed and all the music that was left were just Phish records?”
What a weird fucking world.
