mothsinalampshade:

Dear future wife,
If you could be the female form of this, I would be eternally grateful.
Thank you kindly.

Sometimes when I’m happy and hear a sad song, I get a bewildering feeling that I should be sad too.

Can I please get excited about anything without it all turning to shit?

"

The summer is here at last
The sky is overcast
And no one brings a rose for Emily

She watches her flowers grow
While lovers come and go
To give each other roses from her tree
But not a rose for Emily.

"

- The Zombies, A Rose For Emily

Ether. Lol
drinkmilk:

A San Francisco mathematician takes a trip on LSD with his cat, who is on the drug too. He does this every other week
Holy god, yes.
nakedhermione:

sheercalculatedsilliness:
nevver:

Let me begin by not beginnin

anticipating-serendipity:

Well, I may be mad. I’m not stupid.

This episode makes me cry like a baby

Agreed.

wolfpangs:

canni8al:

ashlyniscool:

hedgehogsareprettycute:

slugbox:

raikissu:

thebrigeedarocks:

itrybutitshows:

Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf

Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
REVERSE.
SNOWGLOBE.

imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.

This bed is not for fucking in.

this bed is definitely for fucking in.

imagine getting lost in the woods and walking in the dark only to run into this and interrupt the couple having intercourse in the bed. 

imagine looking up during sex and just seeing shia labeouf’s face pressed to the wall. watching. waiting.

Tonight I came across a list of America’s greatest filmmakers ever.

Not only was Stanley Kubrick not at the top (that’s fine; opinions will be opinions), but he was not on the list at all